PristineSneakers

Haha I just logged in to post this myself. Too slow I see....

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 17:30:50 -0400

Haha I just logged in to post this myself. Too slow I see. Bleach still stinks at the moment, but:

Welcome back Rukkia!!!!

gamejournos: You may remember Joel Johnson tweeting the above...

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:39:41 -0400

You may remember Joel Johnson tweeting the above at the start of June. I certainly do. At the time I seem to recall making a sound not unlike the release of air from a small inflatable chair - kind of an “Ehhh” sort of noise.

Three months is a long time. We’re a month and a half away from the end of that self-imposed embargo - how are Kotaku doing?

~~Now~~ Not very well, it seems:

Batman: Arkham City Collector’s Edition is Gotham City’s Greatest Treasure [July 19th, 2011]

Drool over Bastion, a 21st-Century Throwback to the Glory of the Super Nintendo [July 19th, 2011]

Mortal Kombat Brings Two Premieres To Comic-Con [July 18th, 2011]

The Calamitous Bastion Launch Trailer [July 15h, 2011]

Arkham City’s Two-Face Isn’t Half-Bad Once You Get to Know Him [July 15h, 2011]

Where Does Batman Get All This Wonderful Concept Art? [July 14h, 2011]

The Riddler Takes a Sinister Turn in Batman: Arkham City [July 12th, 2011]

Mortal Kombat’s Newest, Wettest Ninja Punches In on July 19 [July 11th, 2011]

Green Lantern’s Light Comes at a Price in DC Universe Online [July 11th, 2011]

The Fiery, Nose-less Images of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 [July 5th, 2011]

Wow. July 5th? Did they really last just over one month? No, of course not. They lasted one day:

Check Out These Batman: Arkham City Batarang Controllers [June 2nd, 2011]

I have to applaud Kotaky for sticking to their guns for a full twenty-four hours. That can’t have been easy for them. Kudos to you for having the balls to show Warner Bros. that you can’t shove around an outlet like theirs. You bite them, they’ll go ahead and bite right the fuck back. But not too hard, of course - they’d still like to get review copies, if that’s quite alright with you, Mr. Warner, sir.

Kotaku completely lacking integrity? Say it ain’t so?!

Photo

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 01:39:58 -0400

I just learned

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:37:02 -0400

That the New York Post now costs 75 cents. What does this mean, do they each come with a stick of gum from now on?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you… The Israeli Army...

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:57:13 -0400

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…

The Israeli Army knife. Who new?

Dammit, I wish I was this cool. These people don’t even...

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 22:38:58 -0400

Dammit, I wish I was this cool. These people don’t even know which way is up, and they don’t care. Unimportant. Alize.

I see

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:26:48 -0400

I see

I piss on your pun

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 21:37:45 -0400

I piss on your pun

Why wasn’t I told about this?!

Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:56:26 -0400

Why wasn’t I told about this?!

It’s called a Bradford Pear Tree, in case anyone was...

Thu, 12 May 2011 16:54:01 -0400

It’s called a Bradford Pear Tree, in case anyone was wondering….

>.>

Oh sweat, really? Thank god I happened across this pamphlet, I...

Fri, 06 May 2011 21:03:18 -0400

Oh sweat, really? Thank god I happened across this pamphlet, I wouldn’t want to be caught with my pants down when the rapture goes down.

My buddy Dom doesn’t know how proud I am of him. If anyone is...

Sun, 01 May 2011 12:10:00 -0400

My buddy Dom doesn’t know how proud I am of him. If anyone is intersted, look up Mondo Domino and the Confetti Street Fiasco.

Welcome to Woodhaven NY, where even the litterbugs stay color...

Sat, 23 Apr 2011 16:35:12 -0400

Welcome to Woodhaven NY, where even the litterbugs stay color coordinated.

There are so many things to say about this… I guess if I had to...

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 18:45:00 -0400

There are so many things to say about this… I guess if I had to pick one, I would say that the best verbal self defense is a good verbal offenese. If I wrote a book by this title it one would think it was written by Sun Tzu…

I joke about the world being against me a lot, conspiring to...

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:15:00 -0400

I joke about the world being against me a lot, conspiring to play some joke on me or whatever. When I’m rushing home to piss violently though, and traffic is crawling for 10 blocks because someone is driving their house around … I have to wonder if maybe there really is a plot.

Now THAT is gansta

Thu, 10 Mar 2011 13:10:06 -0500

Now THAT is gansta

Yes I’m getting this. I’m sure half of the people...

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 11:31:54 -0500

Yes I’m getting this. I’m sure half of the people who would make fun of me are just jealous that they don’t get to enjoy it. The other half have got a good point.

djnewstyle: About to walk 500 miles or lift my house with...

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 11:30:42 -0500

djnewstyle:

About to walk 500 miles or lift my house with balloons. Free glasses are the best.

Not gonna go to work at the Daily Planet? Or play a show at Arnold’s while The Fonz dances?

Not even argue with Chris about why kids shouldn’t be allowed to speak until they’ve passed a qualifying exam?

Oh well, 500 miles works too.

Ah, but will it?

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 19:04:24 -0500

Ah, but will it?

This is one of my deeper works of photography, symbolizing...

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 19:01:55 -0500

This is one of my deeper works of photography, symbolizing man’s place in a society in a world overrun by consumerism, and his striving for decadence equal to that of his neighbor.

Wait till you see how I put the stunt cum into play.