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1 year ago
I’m officially shot
Certified, I think I have paperwork somewhere to prove it. I came home today completely beat, and after some minor farting around on the laptop I crashed hard. Start with a basement with the lights on, add a totally realistic dream for additional confusion, sprinkle 15 new emails when I awoke on top, garnish with the fact that my PS3 that was playing videos when I fell over into slumber and was now automatically shut off, and you have a recipe for me convincing myself that I slept through the night and had 15 minutes to get to work.
It was a productive 15 minutes though, I managed a hooker shower, a change of clothes, tooth-brushing and rinsing, and even responded to a few of those messages before I rushed out in time to be not-more than a couple of minutes late. Then the darkness. Then the confusion. Then the realization. Then the embarrassment.
And then I share with you. God I’m an ass.
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