Haha I just logged in to post this myself. Too slow I see. Bleach still stinks at the moment, but:
Welcome back Rukkia!!!!
You may remember Joel Johnson tweeting the above at the start of June. I certainly do. At the time I seem to recall making a sound not unlike the release of air from a small inflatable chair - kind of an “Ehhh” sort of noise.
Three months is a long time. We’re a month and a half away from the end of that self-imposed embargo - how are Kotaku doing?
NowNot very well, it seems:
- Batman: Arkham City Collector’s Edition is Gotham City’s Greatest Treasure [July 19th, 2011]
- Drool over Bastion, a 21st-Century Throwback to the Glory of the Super Nintendo [July 19th, 2011]
- Mortal Kombat Brings Two Premieres To Comic-Con [July 18th, 2011]
- The Calamitous Bastion Launch Trailer [July 15h, 2011]
- Arkham City’s Two-Face Isn’t Half-Bad Once You Get to Know Him [July 15h, 2011]
- Where Does Batman Get All This Wonderful Concept Art? [July 14h, 2011]
- The Riddler Takes a Sinister Turn in Batman: Arkham City [July 12th, 2011]
- Mortal Kombat’s Newest, Wettest Ninja Punches In on July 19 [July 11th, 2011]
- Green Lantern’s Light Comes at a Price in DC Universe Online [July 11th, 2011]
- The Fiery, Nose-less Images of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 [July 5th, 2011]
Wow. July 5th? Did they really last just over one month? No, of course not. They lasted one day:
- Check Out These Batman: Arkham City Batarang Controllers [June 2nd, 2011]
I have to applaud Kotaky for sticking to their guns for a full twenty-four hours. That can’t have been easy for them. Kudos to you for having the balls to show Warner Bros. that you can’t shove around an outlet like theirs. You bite them, they’ll go ahead and bite right the fuck back. But not too hard, of course - they’d still like to get review copies, if that’s quite alright with you, Mr. Warner, sir.
Kotaku completely lacking integrity? Say it ain’t so?!
That the New York Post now costs 75 cents. What does this mean, do they each come with a stick of gum from now on?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…
The Israeli Army knife. Who new?
Dammit, I wish I was this cool. These people don’t even know which way is up, and they don’t care. Unimportant. Alize.
I see
I piss on your pun
Why wasn’t I told about this?!
It’s called a Bradford Pear Tree, in case anyone was wondering….
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Oh sweat, really? Thank god I happened across this pamphlet, I wouldn’t want to be caught with my pants down when the rapture goes down.
My buddy Dom doesn’t know how proud I am of him. If anyone is intersted, look up Mondo Domino and the Confetti Street Fiasco.
Welcome to Woodhaven NY, where even the litterbugs stay color coordinated.
There are so many things to say about this… I guess if I had to pick one, I would say that the best verbal self defense is a good verbal offenese. If I wrote a book by this title it one would think it was written by Sun Tzu…
I joke about the world being against me a lot, conspiring to play some joke on me or whatever. When I’m rushing home to piss violently though, and traffic is crawling for 10 blocks because someone is driving their house around … I have to wonder if maybe there really is a plot.